Woot Apesplosion

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Woot Member Service to elurstoidi
12:21 PM (7 minutes ago)
Dear elurstoidi,

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You know that awesome shirt you bought from Shirt.Woot today? Yeah, well, forget about that. Turns out there's some question about the copyright status of elements of the design, so we've decided not to sell it. It hurts, but we're consoled somewhat by knowing that our member community cares enough to pay such close attention.

Speaking of pay, we'll be refunding you the full price you paid for Apesplosion, including shipping. I'm sure you could put that to some Random act of kindness (hint, hint). Maybe now we can all put this whole mess behind us.

Woot Member Services
It's a stylized picture of a chimp. WTF.

Vibram Five Fingers Sizing Chart Confirms What I'd Suspected

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... and devastates my dreams of finger toe shoes.
#5. If your second toe is more than 1/6 in. longer than your big toe it may be difficult to get a precise fit.
Damn you alien toes!!!

Book Digitization and the Future of Paper

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When one buys a book, what does he or she own?
  • The paper?
  • The story?
It should be fair to state that there is an implicit agreement between the seller and the purchaser that one owns the right to read that book. Assuming this, it can be posited: One is within his or her rights to obtain a digital transcript of a book that he or she owns physically.

The intellectual vs the physical

There is a pragmatic human understanding of intellectual property that has been sidestepped and circumvented by those who skim off the top during transactions: Information can and always has been reproduced at exactly zero cost. Information is a fundamental right of existence. We would not have history if not for reproduction of information.

What has worth is steel and concrete. What has worth is gas and food. Physical items have inherent value. The system whereby intellectual property rights are owned and licensed is fundamentally flawed even in its own metaphors. By any philosophical standards intellectual property does not exist, it is not tangible.

Channels for distribution exist. It is the costs associated with the creation of physical media and the operation of these channels that have justified the costs for intellectual property, not the intellectual property's inherent value. The cost of reading and writing digital information is negligible and negate the current model.

Getting Rid of Books Altogether

Some like books and paper; I'm not advocating a mandatory book trade-in. However, what I'd like to stop is wholesale fleecing of consumers of information who do not know how to articulate this argument.

I'd like to buy a Kindle. But I'd like to buy a Kindle and access the hundreds of books I have sitting on my shelves already. Most of them have been digitized. Some of them are getting on in age and I'd like to be able to preserve them as they are no longer in print. But currently, I'd have to re-purchase them. This just doesn't make any sense, I own these stories. I have read these stories, and what I purchased are these stories, not a stack of inked paper bound at one edge.

A fundamental problem is, as Amazon recently demonstrated with its redacted 1984 debacle, even if one buys a book in the Kindle store, one doesn't "own" it. Amazon has the right to redact information.

Amazon isn't the only ebook provider, but they're setting precedents. And these are more dangerous than the DRM precedents set before for entertainment, music and movies. These are truly heinous capabilities. The ones by which, if used improperly, could remove volumes of shared human knowledge from record.

Even the mighty Google's own book project has been neutered. Instead of creating a free and open library of information, books' previews are displayed, whoring links to sellers like Amazon.

Whose responsibility is it to step up and demand that for the good of humanity, information be freely available?

Proposal

The future of paper publishing is extinction, but there are plenty of places in the world where my physical library would do some good.
  • I'd like to be able to trade in my physical library for the acknowledgement that I have the right to each story and or set of information, whatever its digital incarnation.
  • I'd like to prevent the waste of more resources printing physical media that should be recycled by finding a good home to those traded in assets.
I have not heard this argument publicised, and that frightens me a bit. Our lives are short, and this deliberate slowing of progress keeps us from seeing the future.

I would be so cheesed with Comcast if I were Netflix

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Comcast has done a modem swap, line tests, and a battery of back-end diagnostics of my internet connection. Last blog I posted got me a flurry of emails and phone calls from people who wanted to help from Comcast.

From what they've been able to find, nothing's wrong.

However, the fastest commercially available speed package that Comcast offers (19mbps) cannot deliver Netflix's Instant Watching Service in HD. There are real problems with that.
  • The signal downgrade kicks in after a few minutes of relative high quality, so the viewer is subjected to a real tease of good quality before you're thrown back to youtube circa 2005.
  • The video has to go to the red Netflix buffer screen, interrupting viewing.
  • Netflix's Instant Watching library is pretty poor. I'm not going to go out of my way to watch something in crappy quality that I only wanted to marginally watch in the first place.
  • All of the stuff you really want to watch is available on torrents. It was awesome to watch Torchwood's Children of the Earth each day last week a few hours after it was broadcast.
  • Netflix's queue interface on those set top boxes require you to go to a computer and add or remove from the queue.
Half of the annoyance is with Netflix for its Watch Instantly implementation, half of my annoyance is with the movie rights distribution networks that forced Netflix into their current predicament of bad user experience and the other half of my annoyance is with Comcast's continued inability to explain why this is happening.

/vent

Confusing Analytics

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i had 8 visits from pelotas, brazil yesterday in google analytics.
but i've been doing some work and the site didn't have analytics installed yesterday.

11 Awesome Features Of Google Chrome OS

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via woot
  1. Your family photos are accompanied by text ads for skin care and diet plans.
  2. Removes all Falun Gong references from your files.
  3. Every month, the hard drive is automatically defragged and investigated for anti-trust violations.
  4. Invests in, develops, acquires, and abandons your best ideas.
  5. Integrated tax preparation software includes "I'm Feeling Lucky" deductible button.
  6. Changes your icons daily, forcing you to look up which obscure scientific figure is having a birthday.
  7. Spends 20% of its time on tasks not related to work.
  8. Prevents all evil activity unless it is deemed to be for the good of the shareholders.
  9. Masseuse comes by every Monday afternoon.
  10. Constant crashes won't bother anybody as long as it's labeled "Beta".
  11. "Beta" status won't expire until 2038.

Google Chrome OS: Ars Operating Systemica

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So my anecdotal frustrated rhetorical question of the morning is, "What the hell are people smoking so as to make them write such odd opinion pieces about Google Chrome OS?".

Deep breath. Ok, now that I have that out of the way, let's take a look to see why this not only makes perfect sense, but also, makes perfect sense.
  • The computing cycle has been heading back towards the fully thin client paradigm for years.
  • If you can play recent good video games in real time with no console, the pipes are fat enough to support daily operating system procedures.
  • Shipping more complex processing to a cloud is more efficient, as well as faster.
  • The google web drive will be like your current hard drive. Except. You won't lose all your photos like the last hd that failed spectacularly.
  • Google has so much dark fiber that it could set up its own ISP if it needed to beef Chrome OS performance.
  • Your devices can be lighter and focus on quick data transfer and display.
  • Your devices may have their lives extended a few years.
  • Apple has softened the general public's opinion of alternate operating systems.
  • Android is too linked to failed cellphones and the idea of Linux. It was a good shot, but dead in the water.
  • Microsoft shot itself in the head with Vista.
Ok, so the last three are pretty much opinion, but you get the idea. Shame on you tech writers for commenting on anything about Google's business strategy. If you were qualified to make those kinds of determinations, you'd be business strategizing.

Gamefly: What is FastReturn™?

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Gamefly's game turnaround average is bordering on two weeks for me. Not super happy with that.

But I did get an interesting email about how my next game will ship. Apparently they've set up a deal with the post office to ship from postal center instead of Gamefly central warehouse.

FastReturn™ is a service, in partnership with the U.S. Postal Service, we developed to improve delivery times to GameFly members.

FastReturn™ will start the processing of your next game as soon as we receive confirmation from the U.S. Postal Service that a game has been returned in the mail. If we receive a valid U.S. Postal Service scan, you will no longer need to wait until we receive the returned game in our warehouse before we send the next available game in your GameQ!

NOTE: GameFly may not receive scans and we will not process a FastReturn™ if one of the following occurs:

Your mail is processed at a U.S. Postal Service facility that does not have scanning equipment.
Your mail is not processed according to U.S. Postal Service standard operating procedures.
The barcode on your mailer is damaged.

Also, Gamefly doesn't offer an RSS feed of what's currently out, what's in your queue, etc. Some standard stuff I think would make the service look a little more legit.