i am God Almighty. (on facebook)
yeah, ok. i get bored a few times every day. during some times of those times i hop on good ol' facebook and start randomly adding friends who are either really cool fake characters, really lame fake characters, or just plain hot people. god almighty has also never rejected a friend request. no matter how ugly, lame, really ugly, or really stupid that person is. and i am telling you, most of the world is either ugly, lame, really ugly, or really stupid... or any combination of those.
god is a nice guy.
hoooooowever, during one of those aformentioned "times of boredom" today i was randomly adding people to god's friend list and i got this hateful message.
You have exceeded the rate-limit for being rejected by requested friends. Please wait 10 days for this block to clear.
wow, there are people who don't want to be friends with god? (i haven't really done much by the way of tracking metrics for confirmations and rejections of friends so i was actually unaware that such said people did indeed exist, indeed)
also, wow... i guess this problem is running rampant enough in the facebook circles that the masters of facebook decided upon a punishment for those people who like to reach out a little, and take some chances add some stretch-people to their friends list. i mean, seriously. god is friends with all... sooooo god won't be making any new friends for a couple weeks. i hope the people at facebook are happy.
we want to keep the facebook a legitimate place for real people. i don't know what the ninja turtles, chuck norris, flipper, bacardi 151, a cat, booze, or naked abe think about this, but i hope that they realize that the masters of the facebook are looking out for them.
god currently has 2074 friends and is a member of the faculty at the catholic university of america (cua).
You have exceeded the rate-limit for being rejected by requested friends. Please wait 10 days for this block to clear.
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ok, this is it. i can't take it anymore.
the mpaa has effectivly neutered/spayed the american people. and you love it. you eat it up. you say please don't show us anything that might be included in a normal physical relationship. that would be bad.
check out this picture from into the blue, notice anything?
that dog is copied and pasted into the scene! ROTFL, WTFMF!?!?! censorship. w00t.
seriously, you have to watch the scene to see how horrendous the copy-paste job is. i bet Retarded McMusculardistrophyson could have done a better job with a lawnmower, a two-by-four, and some spit. oh man does this crap make me angry.
what is wrong with a little butt? in the rest of the movie there is plenty of butt. oh i get it. it's because it's a guy and a girl. and she's sitting on him. NO ONE MOVE... I THINK THAT DESCRIPTION JUST GOT SOMEONE HORNY. cold showers for all!
what the hell kind of puritanical bullshit is this? we are so afraid of nudity and sexuality that interpersonal relations in america have been reduced to:
guy: man, she's hot, i can't talk to her
girl: i've never masturbated because it's icky down there
guy (drunk): LET'S DO THIS BEEEEYOTCH!!
girl (drunk): he loves me!
i'm just flabberghasted at how ridiculously ridiculous this ridiculosity is. i mean, doesn't this just seem ridiculous to people?
but don't worry, they've been doing this for a while, and no one seems to care. just look at the european version of Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut. No, you don't have to watch the movie, just check out this url with some various censoring differences (NSFW) http://www.celtoslavica.de/chiaroscuro/vergleiche/eyes.html You gotta scroll down a bit to get there.
man, this blogging this is harder than it looks. i kinda just stopped caring about what i was yelling about half way down the page.
oh well. the point is. even if you have no direct ability to change things, at least be aware that this is happening, it is affecting all of our subconsious psychies (i'm a board certified psychologist) and you SHOULD be whining about it.
the mpaa has effectivly neutered/spayed the american people. and you love it. you eat it up. you say please don't show us anything that might be included in a normal physical relationship. that would be bad.
check out this picture from into the blue, notice anything?
that dog is copied and pasted into the scene! ROTFL, WTFMF!?!?! censorship. w00t.seriously, you have to watch the scene to see how horrendous the copy-paste job is. i bet Retarded McMusculardistrophyson could have done a better job with a lawnmower, a two-by-four, and some spit. oh man does this crap make me angry.
what is wrong with a little butt? in the rest of the movie there is plenty of butt. oh i get it. it's because it's a guy and a girl. and she's sitting on him. NO ONE MOVE... I THINK THAT DESCRIPTION JUST GOT SOMEONE HORNY. cold showers for all!
what the hell kind of puritanical bullshit is this? we are so afraid of nudity and sexuality that interpersonal relations in america have been reduced to:
guy: man, she's hot, i can't talk to her
girl: i've never masturbated because it's icky down there
guy (drunk): LET'S DO THIS BEEEEYOTCH!!
girl (drunk): he loves me!
i'm just flabberghasted at how ridiculously ridiculous this ridiculosity is. i mean, doesn't this just seem ridiculous to people?
but don't worry, they've been doing this for a while, and no one seems to care. just look at the european version of Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut. No, you don't have to watch the movie, just check out this url with some various censoring differences (NSFW) http://www.celtoslavica.de/chiaroscuro/vergleiche/eyes.html You gotta scroll down a bit to get there.
man, this blogging this is harder than it looks. i kinda just stopped caring about what i was yelling about half way down the page.
oh well. the point is. even if you have no direct ability to change things, at least be aware that this is happening, it is affecting all of our subconsious psychies (i'm a board certified psychologist) and you SHOULD be whining about it.
ok, i don't understand why everyone is being so stupid here. what happens when you buy a cd? you physically have the cd media with pits and scratches and songs and whatever. you can let anyone borrow your cd and listen to it. and anyone who is borrowing your cd can listen to it on anything they own that plays cds. and anyone can make a cd player.
so why the hell are people buying itunes? why the hell is everyone eating up all this DRM'd media? and god help me if you don't understand the true ramifications of their evil drm schemes. it just doesn't make sense to me. who can make something that plays itunes? apple, who can play something that makes itunes? who can tune something that apple ipods? you guessed it, flipping apple.
now, i will explain and help people to not be stupid.
because right now you are all sheep.
you do whatever the heck the guy standing next to you does.
stop.
but then you say to me in a whiney tone, "mass media is our wonder drug. if you miss out on something that is part of our shared culture, you're definately missing out on something huge. that's why every person with an ipod should pay their 2 bucks or whatever it costs to download a song and listen to it."
do you not understand that you don't even own the song that you just bought? you can't aren't supposed to copy it to other devices, and god-forbid if you want to flippin use a media player other than itunes, which crashes my pc every time i try to get it to run? HOW BOUT PUTTIN A STATUS BAR ON THE DAMN APPLICATION STEVO? i mean seriously, i can't tell sometimes if it's opening, transferring songs, or just playing mind games with me. itunes blows.
don't get me wrong. microsoft and google's [edit: since this post, google has dumped the drm'd video pay service to which i was referring] drm schemes are all flipping the same level of retardedness.
gd man, i just don't know...
don't be stupid. listen to the cd's that you already have, borrow cd's you don't have from your friends, but seriously.... this is turning into the most ridiculous excersize in raping the common people i have ever seen. it would be like paying websites per page. it would be like bla bla bla... the point is YOU UNDERSTAND that something is wrong, but you don't do anything about it.
so why the hell are people buying itunes? why the hell is everyone eating up all this DRM'd media? and god help me if you don't understand the true ramifications of their evil drm schemes. it just doesn't make sense to me. who can make something that plays itunes? apple, who can play something that makes itunes? who can tune something that apple ipods? you guessed it, flipping apple.
now, i will explain and help people to not be stupid.
because right now you are all sheep.
you do whatever the heck the guy standing next to you does.
stop.
but then you say to me in a whiney tone, "mass media is our wonder drug. if you miss out on something that is part of our shared culture, you're definately missing out on something huge. that's why every person with an ipod should pay their 2 bucks or whatever it costs to download a song and listen to it."
do you not understand that you don't even own the song that you just bought? you can't aren't supposed to copy it to other devices, and god-forbid if you want to flippin use a media player other than itunes, which crashes my pc every time i try to get it to run? HOW BOUT PUTTIN A STATUS BAR ON THE DAMN APPLICATION STEVO? i mean seriously, i can't tell sometimes if it's opening, transferring songs, or just playing mind games with me. itunes blows.
don't get me wrong. microsoft and google's [edit: since this post, google has dumped the drm'd video pay service to which i was referring] drm schemes are all flipping the same level of retardedness.
gd man, i just don't know...
don't be stupid. listen to the cd's that you already have, borrow cd's you don't have from your friends, but seriously.... this is turning into the most ridiculous excersize in raping the common people i have ever seen. it would be like paying websites per page. it would be like bla bla bla... the point is YOU UNDERSTAND that something is wrong, but you don't do anything about it.
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